Translations from the ancient Roman writer of satirical epigrams, Marcus Valerius Martialis, who lived in and microblogged the Rome of the late first century AD.
Friday, 8 January 2016
Your chest, your legs, your arms — you
pluck them. You’ve a ring of stubble round the base of your cock (which you shave).
You do it for your girlfriend, Labienus; we all know. So, who are you waxing
your crack for?