Translations from the ancient Roman writer of satirical epigrams, Marcus Valerius Martialis, who lived in and microblogged the Rome of the late first century AD.
Tuesday, 19 January 2016
Every time you run into me, Postumus, the first
thing out of your mouth is 'Whuzzup?' It's like your catchphrase. Our paths
cross for the tenth time in an hour and it's still, 'Whuzzup?' I get it,
Postumus —nothing’s 'up' with you.